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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago

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Working outside

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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago
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https://x.com/zeynepmyenisey

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    No work is getting done there. They’re pretending it does.

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      As opposed to the office where I’m definitely not doing just enough to not get fired

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        Turns out as long as you have your browser and inbox open and frown at your screen when your boss walks by, most people won’t question it any further

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          Sometimes, I’ll lean back, look at the ceiling and let out a loud “hmmmm” so it’s clear I’m thinking and doing a difficult task.

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          Bonus points if the browser has loaded a webpage, preferably one showing graphs that automagically update?

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            Executives fuckin love a dashboard

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              As someone who builds a ton of dashboards for executives they absolutely do! It’s also very obvious when an executive finally gets replaced who hasn’t been pulling their weight because I’ll suddenly learn that 3 of the dashboards we made for them have been broken for multiple years without anyone noticing

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                Accurate haha. It’s funny but also sad to open a website you’ve built and realize a feature has been broken for years and nobody noticed.

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              I think it makes them feel important, like they are somehow contributing something (which justifies their salary)?😁

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          I have literally used that nonsense fake hacker/coding site before, where you just hit random keys and it spits out fake code.

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      Sounds like California

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        wat

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      Sounds like my job description

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      The code is compiling LLM is training. ok?

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