A tiny frog sits on a toadstool in a forest. Text reads: Psst Hey kid Wanna meet the fae?

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    everything I know about the fae tells me to run away.

    however that would be rude to the frog, so if anyone needs me, I’ll be in the fae realm trapped for eternity while a changeling takes my place. If anything, I feel bad for the changeling. but no backsies

  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
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    18 days ago

    “Hahaha, now you’re stuck in the fae realm forever! You now have no material possessions aside from what you wear, and you’ll be stuck in a place with no discernable social order! You’ll live at the whims of the most powerful beings, and some of them are… rather devious! You’ll never return to your realm!”

    “Only some of them are devious? I’m debt free? You’re damn right I’ll never return!”

  • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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    18 days ago

    I don’t trust strangers, hell, I often don’t even trust people I see everyday.

    I would trust this frog, though the toad might be upset it’s using their stool.