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      1 month ago

      In the olden days, if you were really hard to knock up, you could hire a whole gang to bang on your door.

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        Where might I hire this gang? My door needs some serious knocking.

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        Why pay a knocker-upper when you could move to an industrial part of town and have a whole train wake you up? Train keeps a-rollin’