While there’s maybe an 85% chance of that, the other 15% chance really needs to be considered as well. What if it’s not rabies and by opening the door, you get to hang out and become best friends forever? Maybe next week, the raccoon will invite you to its den, introduce you to its family, and fix you a nice meal? Maybe some apple-berry-grasshopper salad. Have you ever considered that?
While there’s maybe an 85% chance of that, the other 15% chance really needs to be considered as well. What if it’s not rabies and by opening the door, you get to hang out and become best friends forever? Maybe next week, the raccoon will invite you to its den, introduce you to its family, and fix you a nice meal? Maybe some apple-berry-grasshopper salad. Have you ever considered that?
Truthfully? No. I have not. I now have things to consider about my life. Excuse me…