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minus-squareHeartyOfGlass@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67·edit-22 months agoYou read the tea leaves after you’ve had tea. The Old Ones don’t appreciate food waste. Everyone knows proper ravioli divination is done by consuming the can of ravioli, then listening carefully to the indigestion.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down2·2 months agoChef boyardee isn’t even food.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoOf course not! He’s a chef. And he’s dead. What kind of necromancy cannibalism are you into? 🤮
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoChef B died for our sins spaghettios
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoIt’s like people don’t even believe in audiomancy anymore
minus-squareSiethron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoTinnitus ruined my practice of it.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYou eat the can of ravioli cold after a night of drinking vodka, then you read the diarrhea splatter.
You read the tea leaves after you’ve had tea. The Old Ones don’t appreciate food waste.
Everyone knows proper ravioli divination is done by consuming the can of ravioli, then listening carefully to the indigestion.
Chef boyardee isn’t even food.
Of course not! He’s a chef. And he’s dead. What kind of necromancy cannibalism are you into? 🤮
Chef B died for our
sinsspaghettiosHe could be👀
It’s like people don’t even believe in audiomancy anymore
Tinnitus ruined my practice of it.
You eat the can of ravioli cold after a night of drinking vodka, then you read the diarrhea splatter.
Ah, diarrhivination.