-My cat, a fearsome inveterate hunter, came in the living room to pridefully show me his prey: a sock.
-To go outside, my cat prefers to meow at the door that doesn’t have a cat flap rather than go through the one that does.
-My cat, a fearsome inveterate hunter, came in the living room to pridefully show me his prey: a sock.
-To go outside, my cat prefers to meow at the door that doesn’t have a cat flap rather than go through the one that does.
My dog has woken up from his own farts and gotten angry at his butt for making a smell.
My grandparents dog used to do that.
Fart while sleeping then wake up all freaked out like, “Whatthefuckwasthathowdarethey!” and fart away scared.
Also, sometimes they jump on the couch and do a fart-off.