goblins have more fun anyway
If my son’s DnD campaign is anything to go by, then they totally do.
They seem to get killed en masse more. Vampires and werewolves are usually like bosses or more rare.
Reminds me of Creed from The Office
I feel like a nerdy werewolf in an underused idea. Jock werewolves are a dime a dozen. A scrawny bookish werewolf with glasses or something would be different and kinda cute.
I’d read this book / watch this show.
The unassuming, nerdy werewolf. Gets picked on by the jocks for being a werewolf, until one of them needs a math tutor in order to play in the next big game and reluctantly gets help from Ashen, the werewolf and an unlikely friendship blossoms.
‘Hemlock grove’
I wouldn’t say it’s good but it had a budget and played with the ideas a bit. There’s not much of a plot, but it’s well executed. Best werewolf transformation sequence. Everyone involved had fun. The (actually teenage) boy vampire feeds, it’s heavily implied, by tracking which girls are menstruating, which is my fav twist on ‘ethical vampire’. It’s got a lot of good pieces but they aren’t assembled into anything spectacular. It just kind of rambles.
Gimme the jock vampire. Seduction and intrigue? Naw, gimme blade pumping iron
If you think you learn to dance this well without at least a few decades practice…
Guess that makes me an ogre.
Opposite problem.
Edit: not that im too elegant/jock, but that im too much of a feral disorganized shit show with hair in places i dont want and too much basically everything else about being a vampire
