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"Babe, I’ve been to four different apothecaries and I’ve only found two newts. They’re all out, I dunno. This one’s just got salamanders, can you use those?
Ugh, okay I’ll try the next down over. Gimme a bit."
Newts?! In this economy?
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Where tf am I gonna find newts, Doreen?
