“Why are grown-ups always so mean?”

“This game is ass. These mobs are way OP. Finally get something cool built and this happens. I’m uninstalling this sh[death rattle]”

“<most good aligned PC’s name>, dearest, I forgive you.”

“Botheops, tell… hide the key… tell… safe…”

“Haha, it doesn’t hurt anymore. Haha. But now…” *BBEG looks at one of them sadly* “I’m sorry. Try not… to let it…”