• Jumi@lemmy.world
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        26 days ago

        Wow, you read my comment history. What great feat, you must be so proud of yourself. Now tell me, what has that to do with anything? Or don’t, I’m done here regardless.

        • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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          26 days ago

          Oh, that was you? Good call, though I’d prefer to simultaneously splinch into a thousand fragments, each simultaneously teleporting into the carotids of each person with a warrant from the Hague, as well as the next 500 most-wealthy people, followed by the boards of any fossil fuel companies I can fit into the thousand. I don’t think it was specified that it was single-location or in-one-piece teleportation.