Coloradan here. This tweet was a joke response from the sheriff’s department to a previous incident where they described a large boulder the size of a large boulder blocking the road.
Update: I was wrong. The officer meant to say “the size of a small car”. The “larger boulder the size of a large boulder” tweet came later as a joke reference to this one.
Probably meant to write ‘the size of a large car’ originally?
I read coruscantian at first and was thinking about the incident where half a ship shaped ship dropped on us the last week
I just realized I have a giant cat the size of a small cat…
Nature is amazing!
I imagine a Venn diagram with small boulders on the left side and large boulders on the right and in the middle the one on the image
It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock.
Is it heavier than feathers tho?
What size of feather?
XXL small.
Then no.
Looks something like 50 capybaras big?.. more?
Are we talking volumetric capybaras or massive capybaras?
50? 50! I can’t imagine that large boulder the size of a small boulder is the same size as 50 of these?
spoiler
This is what happens when cops are in charge of their own social media.
Nah, this is what happens when society is more concerned with sensationalism than factuality.
It was a little boulder, such a little boulder, but it reminded me of a large boulder, yeah just in miniature size.
Bould of them to assume they know sizes.
148 millimeter 78?
Highway 145, mile marker 78.
Oh… Well that’s just annoying.
It is. I’m American and millimeter was my first thought as well
I too come from the land of Fuck You.
Ho there cousin!
Is this Bob the Boulder?
So, medium?
No, it’s clearly the size of a small boulder
Fortune favours the boulder.
Looks bouldery enough to me