willya@lemmyf.uk to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoI swear I didn’t change anythingthumbsnap.comimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1531arrow-down110
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minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 year agoThe longer I’m in IT, the more I realize that the adeptus mechanicus might be on to something with beseeching the machine spirit.
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoA lot of people think I’m joking when I say I’m a good at what I do because I’m a witch doctor with computers. Software Engineering requires experience with the occult, at a minimum.
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year ago“In my professional opinion, this network is haunted.” …haunted? (Points to various certifications) “HAUNTED.”
minus-squareDaryl76679@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoAnd for some reason printers seem to be the place where the spirits are strongest
The longer I’m in IT, the more I realize that the adeptus mechanicus might be on to something with beseeching the machine spirit.
A lot of people think I’m joking when I say I’m a good at what I do because I’m a witch doctor with computers. Software Engineering requires experience with the occult, at a minimum.
“In my professional opinion, this network is haunted.”
…haunted?
(Points to various certifications) “HAUNTED.”
And for some reason printers seem to be the place where the spirits are strongest