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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • teft@startrek.website
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    Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      What about some Klingon foreplay?

      • JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works
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        This IS sex!

      • sharpiemarker@feddit.de
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        Quark can tell you all about that

      • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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        That’s some vanilla shit.

    • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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      I’m here to read, not to breed

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      He has an elegant confidence

    • sharpiemarker@feddit.de
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      Interesting kink

  • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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    What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      That’s too dirty.

      • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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        Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          What size is his jazzer?

          • Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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            Boys Husky

  • Hupf@feddit.de
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    8 Oo-mox from Moogie

  • MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world
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    Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles… minus the erotic part.

    • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.

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        Holy crap I read that in his voice

  • Wrongleverkrunk@lemm.ee
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    A night with jadzia

    • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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      …playing tongo

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Strip tongo?

        • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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          If you can afford to wager strips. I play for bars.

  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    Definitely 6

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.

    • the_sisko@startrek.website
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      It’s not even close!

  • AGD4@lemmy.world
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    I prefer A Date with Tom

    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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      RIP to your back.

  • Carlo@lemmy.ca
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    Definitely 8: candle ghost sex. Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      This scene haunts me

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml
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    Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:

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    7 All of the above

  • Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website
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    Oh, date night with Tom. 100%. The dude is charming, sweet, kind, and has really good taste in movies and music. He’s funny as hell and has a great smile. Also he’s banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.

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      Also he’s banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.

      I think that implies something about Tom enjoying being subjugated/in pain, but I’m not one to judge.

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    This is quality content.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    1. Hands down.

    “Let’s go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet.”

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    “…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“

    “That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.

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