After much careful reflection on this news, here is my response: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think I could have written this headline 6 years ago.

I think I’ve spent more time waiting for Silksong in the past week than ever before.

That trailer looks so good, it would have been worth it to wait all these years just for the trailer.

I’m ready to bet you got lost in those mines without crystal heart. Amirite?

The implication of Her was that men would be the ones getting AI girlfriends. It seems the tables have turned in the past decade, and I’ve heard way more stories about AI boyfriends.

Yes, but since it’ll run Windows, it’ll have half the battery life and half the frames at the same time!

Based on the article, a server is probably a docker container or something like it they spin up and replace each new match. Sounds to me like they deliberately designed around a system that makes a server browser impossible.

I cannot put into words how much EA has killed Titanfall.

OH MY GOD JUNE, ARE WE STARTING A COMEDY DUO?!?

We’re sorry for your loss.

If you like 6DOF games, check out Everspace 1 and 2.

Imagine having a 40% market share and losing it all. Honestly, it’s kind of incredible how far Ubuntu has fallen. Hopefully it serves as a lesson for anyone thinking about alienating their users.

I think the reason you pivot to 2 is always because execs say that they didn’t monetize enough early enough and it’s best to just try again with the week 1 sales peak because they’re short sighted idiots. Splitgate 1 was a game worth revisiting for months, but 2 isn’t going to hold your attention for a weekend.

Some states allow citizens to propose ballot measures if they get enough support, which then get put up to vote in the next election and become law, but both parties hate the practice and fight it wherever they can. No such thing exists at a national level though.

I feel kinda helpless as an American watching the petition grow. I wonder what would happen if an American petition got big, would corporate America kill it? Would it get traction? Idk…