I would like to see it crawl like one
Ypsilenna Gloomvale
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You’re falling into your doom, and suddenly an advertiser materializes next to you and asks if you’ve already heard of their new internet banking accounts for minors. The situation is so ridiculous that you realize it’s a dream, and you can fly. You start flying, but suddenly you get a popup: “Flying is a premium feature; upgrade now!” You try to get a free trial, but the popup insists that you already used one with this e-mail address, so you try to subscribe to the premium plan. Suddenly your card declines, and you return to falling down, crying as more and more advertisers spawn around you, showing you random things.
With sound, and it’s going to track your eyeballs so that you won’t look away!
I can hear this image. It sounds like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff
sensually summons a water elemental, turning your floor into a river hi…
I wonder if they added some softener when they washed them 😂
“Khajit has wares if you have coin” vs “COIN.”
For real, I once had a Xiaomi phone and for a long time it was giving me jumpscares with ads. I thought my phone has malware, and I went through every single antivirus I found in the Play Store until one day I googled it and found out that their phones are just brimming with ads by design. Delightful.
This is me. Then I shake it off and wonder where all that time went because I didn’t do anything, but it’s suddenly late.
I thought it was about the cat figuring out the optimal way of pushing objects off the counter 😂
Girl, same. Sometimes I too
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto ADHD@lemmy.world•[Question] Anyone here currently writing a story?English4·1 month agoI’m writing a fantasy story, and I wrote quite a lot, but I sometimes struggle to keep my focus on it, so it goes slowly.
The story is about a priestess of the day cycle who seeks to claim celestial power of spirit animals and ends up making a deal with one of them, but it wipes her memories completely. Over the course of her story, she tries to learn how to harness the new magic and how to live in a new place full of strangers who accepted her as one of them.
It’s supposed to be an illustrated novel. I’m working on the illustrations when I don’t feel like writing.
Sometimes I need it too, but I would erase “please come back later” from mine 😂
This is an excellent pick-up line; unfortunately, I phased out somewhere around “are you”, and now I am just nodding and hoping it wasn’t an important question.
I always imagined them doing the Naruto run majestically across the plains.
This is a beautiful cat, I love the fur pattern!
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto cats@lemmy.world•I Heard A Rumour People Sometimes 'Purchase' Cats!!6·1 month agoThat’s how I got all of my childhood cats. My family just couldn’t say no to a free cat for many years 😂
Yes! I haven’t heard of this channel for years, thanks for reminding me 😄