Can’t trust anyone today…
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“Listen Jesus he’s got 15 years left to pay on his mortgage and at least 10 years of labor we can squeeze out of him. Plus this $110k medical bill to pay. You’re not taking him yet, you son of a bitch”
God is a dick, basically.
My wife is a surgeon… Or as she puts it, “Standing in the way of God since 2005”.
I have a feeling that some nutjob out there is saying this unironically.
Is… is Jesus balding?
What, just because he’s the son of God you think his human form is somehow special and immune to male pattern baldness?
Not gonna lie, this is a bit of a let down for me.
A God who puts tumors into people for fun wasn’t the let down?
