Nach Otterberg in RLP ziehen (ca. 5000 Einwohner) und dann jammern:

• Most people in our town are older Germans who don’t seem to enjoy chatting about the weather with a beginner speaker like me.
• In-person shopping takes forever because there aren’t big-box stores, and online purchases — excluding Amazon — take up to a week to arrive.
• I miss the comforts of being surrounded by people like me — English-speaking working professionals from diverse backgrounds— and the foods from those mixed communities.
• Germany offers cuisines from other cultures, but it’s nothing like the Asian or Mexican dishes I grew up with.

Und jetzt ist Deutschland natürlich Mist. Na Danke.

I am scratching my head trying to understand how this was published at all!? The only thing it has going for it is the clickbaitey headline. This entire article looks more like a personal blog post than a story published by Business Insider.