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alyth@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

am i just bad at devops?

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am i just bad at devops?

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alyth@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    See your problem is you’re editing the code until it passes the tests. It’s way easier if you edit the tests until it passes the code.

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      This is what they mean by test driven development.

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      Can’t tell if you are joking. I know a lot of junior developers who think this is a legitimate solution.

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      If true == true pass!

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      Unless you are using groovy (jenkins), then you are running the pipeline to find syntax errors.

      • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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        This comment is triggering and it should have a NSFW spoiler.

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        I hate groovy, gradle and Jenkins!

        I don’t know if sth. Else is better but I can confirm that shit is horrific

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          Why do you hate groovy?

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            Horrible scripting language. Even worse than python. Close to Javascript

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