negativenull@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years agoThe Department of Temporal Investigations is on the casepixelfed.socialimagemessage-square108linkfedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down117
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageThe Department of Temporal Investigations is on the casepixelfed.socialnegativenull@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square108linkfedilink
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·edit-217 days agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareMaggiWuerze@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down2·2 years agoI worked as a cashier and still do it 😅
minus-squareAlchemy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·2 years agohave you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agodeadpan serious stare I’m not paid enough to care if you steal shit
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoMy favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽
minus-squareMaggiWuerze@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoI usually said something like “I already filled my theft quota for today”
minus-squareweariedfae@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years agoWhat a perfect comparison. I would agree it’s in the same neighborhood. It was funny the first 8 million times.
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoUnfortunately the internet hellishly complements our copycat tendencies
Removed by mod
I worked as a cashier and still do it 😅
have you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?
deadpan serious stare
My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽
I usually said something like “I already filled my theft quota for today”
…
What a perfect comparison. I would agree it’s in the same neighborhood. It was funny the first 8 million times.
Unfortunately the internet hellishly complements our copycat tendencies