What the fuck do they want?
Can they text first?
Maybe just text
Maybe just a status message without obligation to write back
I mean … at least they’re really far away?
if they are using the phone function of my phone, we are not friends.
At least it’s a phone call. No eye contact required!
But it’s a phone call. Please just text me instead.
Very true. There are definitely calls that could just be texts…
“…except in bed”?
I don’t get it?
in bed?
you’re god damned right in bed.
Fucking Billy. Every time it’s him. All I ask is he give a heads up text first. Great dude though, one of my closest friends.
Edit: he’s distant in terms of physical space
At least you can be assured it was chicken.
Hi soon
*Soon. It’s a name. Needs a capital letter.
Better change phone numbers without telling anyone just to be safe
“Jesse we need to cook”
If my best friend up in Oregon randomly called me, that would be the only time I actually answer my phone.
If they’re distant…we’re not friends…fortune cookie prophet. A pox on thee!
